Ladies and gentlemen, he’s back.
Genuine Chris. For your enjoyment.
I told Chris what you said.
Jack said: ‘I presume she means that she thinks you’re funny.’
Chis said: ‘Either that or she thinks I’m a necropheliac.’
Honest to God, I don’t make this shit up.
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Depends on how big the area of the woods was if it was an acre you could easily catch up to it if it was a few hectare you will see it but not gurannte catch it also how thick is the foliage how dense is the woods to see the dog run in he woods how can you theoretically answer it and Jessie u Shud c this turd burglar on tv needs hanging
I have drawn up his answer very quickly as a comic as it was too good to just write down.
“Beautiful kind funny sweet caring nice personality easy to get along with nice white teeth prefer to b British white or black not the other ones tho non smoker is Gd don’t mind bout size or height long as not got a cock”.